I was surprised and delighted to be asked to give the prizes at my old high-school prizegiving ceremony (which is the closest you get in Scotland to a high school graduation, or commencement speech). I haven’t been back to Kirkcaldy High School, in Fife, for over 30 years, and it was amazing to see how even though the buildings haven’t changed, the school ethos has moved on hugely: inclusive, welcoming, and celebratory across the board, not just for academic achievements.
We were piped in to Scotland the Brave, and enjoyed a rendition of The Boy in the Train, which is a school tradition. I shook many, many hands and gave out loads of prizes – for young people successful in sports at Scottish and UK levels, for music, for ballroom dancing, for classics, for engineering… you name it. Our young people are so engaged and know what they are about. It was a delight to meet them, and the teachers and school staff who are supporting them. I really appreciated being invited.
Here follows a lightly edited transcript of my 15-minute speech. The Head Girl introduced the evening, but I didn’t ask her to give her permission to be named here, so I’ll just call her S.

Thank you so much for the invitation to return to KHS. It’s an absolute delight to be back here. And before I start, I just want to say, this celebration is really about the class of 2026. Well done! You did it! You finished challenge level school, and now it’s time to level up. And to the parents and the carers and all the staff from the school: Well done! you did it too! Because it takes a community to get our young people through and up and into the world. Thank you.
The last time I was here – and it was exactly here at this podium – was in 1993 for the prize giving then. I was Head Girl, so I introduced the evening, just like S. did earlier. The guest speaker giving out the prizes then was a politician, and you might have heard of him. He is also a former Kirkcaldy High School pupil: Gordon Brown. Now, I’m not as famous as Gordon Brown and I could never be a politician because I don’t know when to keep my mouth shut. So instead I have made a career by being able to express my opinion about various things.
I’m going to talk about three things today.
- I was asked to talk about my career and what I’ve done since I left the high school.
- I was in asked to talk about some memories of my time at KHS
- and then I’ll finish up with a wee bit of advice for the class of 2026 and anyone else who is leaving the school and going on to other things. I hope I’m not tooooo cringe.

When I finished here, I did not know what I wanted to do when I grew up. I knew that I really liked old stuff. I liked old things and collections and culture and creativity. And so, I went off to Glasgow University, and I did Art History and English Literature. And half-way through my undergraduate degree the internet arrived. My flatmate was a physicist, and he showed me the world-wide-web, and my mind was blown. I could tell straight away that it was going to change so much in the world, and I had to get in among it. But I could also see that there was going to be a place for the thing I really liked – old stuff – and the Internet. Basically, that’s what I’ve been doing that for the last 30 odd years. Finding a place for the past in the digital present. I love it.
After my undergraduate I did a conversion master’s course in computing science, where I came top of the class. And then off I went to Oxford to do my PhD in Engineering, reading Ancient Roman documents with image processing and intelligent systems. I have to confess going to Oxford was a wee bit of a culture shock. The college that I was assigned to was Christ Church, who have always been very, very good to me. And it turns out that you all know Christ Church too, because it’s where they filmed the Harry Potter films, while I was a student there. So I had my breakfast, lunch, and dinner in Hogwarts Hall for four years. A wee bit different to Dunnikier Estate. Now, luckily, before I went to Oxford, my Granny, over in Raith Estate, sat me down and went, “Lassie. You’re going to meet lots of people there who are richer than you. You’re going to meet lots of people there who think they’re smarter than you, and you’re going to meet lots of people there, who seem to have more confidence than you because they all went to private school. But you deserve to be in these rooms. You’ve got a good Scottish tongue in your head. You deserve to be there, and there’s no reason you’re not as good as everyone else”. That was very good advice. She also told me… “nobody really knows what they’re doing, everyone makes it up all the time – so just crack on! If you have confidence, people will be happy to follow your lead!” and that’s what I’ve been doing ever since, particularly whenever I ever feel I’m out of my depth. Cracking on, and trying to move things forward.
After I finished my doctorate at Oxford, I didn’t know what I wanted to do when I grew up, but I knew I would like to go to London. So off I went to London, where I joined UCL, to teach librarians and archivists how the Internet worked. And this was a huge time of experimentation for me, and it was a lot of fun as well experimenting with technology. I’m really proud of some of the projects that we worked on. Some of them are still going today, including Transkribus: a large group of libraries and archives worldwide who have built our own technology to read old documents and get them into computer systems, carrying on the work I did for my PhD, but at massive scale. We’ve now read 210 million documents of old documents, including censuses, and different historical records, so that scientists and historians and anyone wants to find them, can find them, improving library access, and improving archive access, and data science worldwide. Along the way, I’ve found myself advising major galleries, libraries, archives, and museums throughout the UK and beyond on technology – some of these were places that I could only dream of visiting when I was at school here: The British Library, the National Gallery in London, the Science Museum Group, and I was a trustee of the National library of Scotland and helping run that for seven years. I’m now representing the UK at EU level, speaking up for UK digital libraries, archives, museums on a whole range of EU digital heritage projects which are happening right now. And I’ve also been invited to advise the government: I’m now advising both the UK government and Scottish government on technology innovation how to build new technology, particularly in the cultural and creative sectors. Because it turns out, I deserve to be in these rooms. I’ve got a good Scottish tongue in my head, and we’re allowed to be there and to express our opinions. I’m really glad I got that advice when I was younger and have the confidence to turn up and actually say what I think, in these spaces.
We moved to Edinburgh in 2017, up from London. There were lots of reasons for that, and ever since I’ve been carrying on the same work that I do, with the place of the past in the digital present. One of the reasons for moving back is I’ve got three teenage sons, and we wanted to get them a Scottish education. Alack, we didn’t move early enough for them to get Scottish accents, but ye cannae huv it aw’, eh no? And the reason we wanted to get them a Scottish education, although it might not appear that way to you yet, from my experiences in various places of the education system, the educational opportunities that you have in Scotland are amazing. Whether it’s going to college, whether it’s going to university, whether it’s to do a degree apprenticeship, or go into other forms of training: all of these things! It’s amazing the different pathways that you can take. Please do take up these opportunities that you’re offered. They truly are world leading.
So that brings you back to my time at Kirkcaldy High. What do I remember? From what I’ve seen I think the school has changed just a wee bit. I remember of course the academic stuff which I did fine in. And then I mostly remember the extra extracurricular activities. The choices we had to try things and to try and figure out what you actually liked doing. So I played cello in the school orchestra. We did theatre productions; I was part of the school production of Oklahoma. The theatre trips that we did. The access to the art room. I only went to chess club twice, but I’m glad I had the opportunity to try it. And it was really important to do all that extra stuff as well as academic study so you could figure out what you actually like in life.
I remember also the pastoral care here – sometimes being a teenager sucks. And when I was a teenager here, sometimes being a teenager sucked for me. But people here looked after me. And that is a really important part of the community – looking after each other.
But most of all, I remember my friendship group. I had a really strong friendship group when I was at KHS. I still have a really strong friendship group. Most of us are still in touch with each other and they’ve all gone on to do amazing things, absolutely amazing things! Someone high up in a charity for housing in Scotland. A woman engineer who helped build the new bridge! Teachers and doctors and lawyers and mental health nurses and stay at home mums and people who emigrated to New Zealand. You name it. People went on to do amazing things, choosing what they like to do and pursuing that. My bestie even became a careers advisor in Fife Schools!
If I can tell you one story about my time at KHS, and about my friendship group. We were a really tight group, and we really believed in social justice, and in changing things for the better if you could. So, in this very hall, we were called to a special assembly one day and we all know and understand right now, from also the video we just saw, that Scotland is doing really well at the football just now, and how important football is to our Scottish culture. We were called to a special assembly because the boys had won second place in the Fife Schools Championships at football. And we watched the boys get a wee cup and the special school tie, and wasn’t it marvellous.
But me and my pals were all sitting there going, wait a minute! Because we were in the netball team, and we had not come second in the Fife School Championships. By the time I was in 6th year, we had WON the Fife School Championships – 5 times in a row! And where was our assembly? And where was our cup? And where was our school tie? The all-male management team hadn’t even noticed. So, a petition was arranged, letters were sent, and we barged into the headmaster’s office, and GOT HIM TELT… The next week, another special assembly was called. The netball team were presented with the giant cup. And a special school tie each. And me and my friends, we’ve been trying to change the world ever since. You can make things happen. You have to choose your battles, but you can move things along and you can make things a bit better. Everything is a bit made up, you deserve to be in these spaces, and you can change things for the better, using the good Scottish tongue in your head.
So, this brings me to the part where I’ve supposed to give you advice. The world’s changed a lot since I was a teenager, but I have some advice for you all and also from watching my own teenagers grow up. Two sets of advice, one’s about tech because that’s what I do. And one’s just more general life advice, and I’ve got 3 things to say about each.
So for tech, the first bit of advice I can give you may be a bit simple, but I hope it’s useful. You’re going to be spending, no matter what you end up doing, you’re going to be spending a lot of time in front of computers. Learn to touch type. No matter how much tech is moving on, still learn to touch type. You can spend your life going like this (mimes jazz hands over the keyboard) rather than this (mimes typing one finger at a time). It won’t take long, and there are free tutorials online. Touch typing makes everything just that bit much more easier.
Point number two, and particularly for the women in the room: do not tell anyone that you can touch type! They will just treat you like a skivvy and like you’re just there to take notes. You don’t have to always tell everyone what your amazing skills are. Keep them in your back pocket, and use them to crack on. Build skills, and use any advantage that you can get, to get into the rooms where you can have opinions, and move things forward.
The third thing: we’re in a really weird time just now about AI. There’s a lot of bad AI out there. There’s a lot of AI telling us what we should think, and feel, and do. Treat all AI that you encounter with a grain of salt, and a good Scottish “Is that right, aye?” You have to use your own brain, you have to learn what you would like to do. You have to learn what you think before you before you listen to a computer – and a computer that’s built in America by privileged white men that are just trying to get rich off you. So treat all this new technology with a bit of a grain of salt. There’s some good AI out there built by specific communities and specific tasks (like the AI we’ve built by and for librarians). But there’s a lot of stuff out there at the moment, which is trying to persuade you that your own thoughts and feelings and ideas and skills are not good enough. This is not true. Keep your wits about you. You deserve to be in the rooms and your opinions and your skills are amazing, and the world needs them. AI is just a tool: treat it like such.
All right, some life advice. The first thing to say is my friendship group is still really very important to me. These things (holds up phone) these phones that we’ve all got, they’re designed to keep us stuck to the phone and they’re designed to isolate us. But our brains are the same as they were 2000 years ago before the invention of any modern technology. And in an evening, we’re supposed to be sitting down around the fire talking with your pals looking at the stars and singing our wee songs. And so my advice is: Learn who you want round your campfire and look after your campfire. That becomes harder when you leave school because you don’t see each other every day and you need to put the effort in to maintain your relationships. Look after your pals, and they will look after you. Community, and human connection, is what we need to see us through whatever the world throws us at us over the next few years, whether that’s politically, economically, or environmentally. Look after each other: community is key.
The second bit of life advice. My boys were asked a couple of years ago what phrase does your mum say most often? and I thought… oh here we go! But all three of them said, quick as a flash: “do what you like”. And I kind of looked at them. I had no idea I said it to them that often. And when I say “do what you like” to my boys, I don’t mean “I don’t care what you do” and I don’t mean “do whatever you like and be selfish and it don’t matter if you hurt other people”. What I mean is: find out the thing that you like to do and do more of it. So if you’re faced with a decision, should you go to Glasgow University or Edinburgh University? Choose the one you like. Should you do take higher chemistry or higher history and they’re both in the same column of your choices and you can only take one? choose the one you like. Figuring out what you as an individual actually like to do and want to do is half the battle. And at the university, I have to say I see so many young people who do not know what they like in life, or have not worked out yet what makes them tick. Listen to that inner voice because if you respond to that, then you will find your own way and you will find a way that makes you happy, and a way that makes you feel engaged, and that you have agency. So do what you like!
My final piece of life advice. I cannot stand in front of a room of young people right now and not talk about mental health. Being a teenager can suck. And when being a teenager sucks, there’s things you can do, you can find your campfire, and find your friends. You can lean into doing what you like. But sometimes that’s not enough. Talk to people. Talk to your pals, talk to your parents and carers. This school is full of people who’ve chosen to do what they like, and that is helping the next generation. So, talk to your teachers, talk to the support staff. There are always helpers around. Always look for the helpers. No matter what the news says, the world is full of good people who want to help and support you, and every single person in this room is more loved by this community than you will ever know. Look after yourself, look after each other.
So that’s about me, and that’s the advice I’ve got for you. I just want to finish up with one last thing. When I was sitting here up on the stage with Gordon Brown, there was a wee bit of quiet. And Gordon Brown turned to me, and he said – don’t worry I’m not going to do an impression – but Gordon Brown turned to me and he said: “Melissa. Who knows, maybe one day, you’ll be up here giving the prizes at the school?” And I am such a cheeky cow, I said… “Of course” (gives teenage shrug). So… (turns to face Head Girl)… S… Maybe one day you will be up here, giving the prizes at the high school. What do you think? (S. got the memo and said… “Of course”. And gave the teenage shrug. Everyone laughed and clapped). Thank you so much for inviting me. It’s been an absolute delight to come back. Build your campfires, look after each other, do what you like, go out there, move things forward, get them telt, crack on, and change the world. Thank you very much.






